Enormous bags. Ultrasound rewards.
Hold $ETH. Receive ETH from trading fees.
Paid in WETH. Tracked in gwei.

Coming soon — contract address TBAMeet Enormous Titty Hodler. A community with a simple idea: pair $ETH with ETH, and put part of the trading fees back in the hands of the hodlers. No merge required — she's already fully staked.
Your $ETH stays in your wallet. Eligible distributions arrive separately as WETH, funded by a portion of trading fees. Gas fees? Hers are enormous too.

Your community token, in your wallet. No staking, no validator, no wallet connection on this site.
The ETH-paired market generates fees. A portion goes toward hodler rewards.
ETH rewards land in your wallet as WETH. Every received gwei can be traced.
Enter a wallet to total its ETH rewards. Each payout links to the transaction that delivered it.
The rewards explorer goes live at launch.
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